I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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