Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The best revenge is premature balding
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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