On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Your shirt... Was in my pants
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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