For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Randomize
