I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
