Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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