He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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