Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
