my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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