yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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