Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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