You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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