my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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