I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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