Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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