but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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