On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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