Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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