does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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