you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I AM VODKA MAN
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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