After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he puts the penis in happiness.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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