are you still at the devil's house?
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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