like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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