So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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