Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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