the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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