Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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