I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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