It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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