Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I am available for nakedness
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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