So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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