i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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