I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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