if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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