just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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