Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I cockslap morals
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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