his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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