I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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