i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I have grass duct taped all over my body
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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