I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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