Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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