i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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