It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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