But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Randomize
