these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
