So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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