Already got asked if we're dating
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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