oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
