if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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