Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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