I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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